Having some fun on Facebook watching a bit of smack talk between Marine Son&Heir and Zoomie nephew.
Of course this Navy rep had to chime in with a Zoomie dig or two. Something about country club membership dues. Need to be sure the youngun's learn the classics...
Then finally had to offer this concilatory bit of wishful thinking. Ya know, this being the era of joint service cooperation and all...
To be fair if this story came true the AF would be our salvation:
Air Force General: Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.
Obama: No kidding?
General: That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
General: Have a good trip, sir.