Andy on ads in bills

"Have you ever noticed that they put
advertisements in with your bills now?
Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have
to stuff junk mail in there with them.
I get back at them. I put garbage in with
my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds,
banana peels...

I write, "Could you throw this away for me? Thank You."

-Andy Rooney-