Friday, June 12, 2009

Drink up!

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

Moral(s) of the story?
Proverbs 18:13
He who gives an answer before he hears,It is folly and shame to him.

Proverbs 15:23
A man has joy in an apt answer,And how delightful is a timely word!

Proverbs 15:28
The heart of the righteous ponders how to answer,But the mouth of the wicked pours out evil things.

Proverbs 15:1
A gentle answer turns away wrath,But a harsh word stirs up anger.

Proverbs 23:9
Do not speak in the hearing of a fool,For he will despise the wisdom of your words.

Proverbs 26:4
Do not answer a fool according to his folly,Or you will also be like him.
Proverbs 26:5
Answer a fool as his folly deserves,That he not be wise in his own eyes.

Proverbs 26:12
Do you see a man wise in his own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for him.

Proverbs 29:9
When a wise man has a controversy with a foolish man,The foolish man either rages or laughs, and there is no rest.


LRC said...

The pig did what in the water?

be603 said...

Do the math. You come from Yakima Valley farm stock. /heh