After years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the
wife felt her husband touching her in ways he hadn't in some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started on her neck, then caressed her shoulders and began moving down past the small of her back. Slowly, he moved his hand near her breasts stopping just over her lower stomach. He proceeded to place his and on her left inner arm, caressing past the side of her breast again working down her side, passing gently over her buttocks and down her leg to her calf.
Then he stopped, rolled over, and was silent.
Awakened by this caressing, she asked in a lovely voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
Says he, 'I found the remote.'