Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said:
"Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied:
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly:
"Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."