While on the subject of the new hot tub some friends got to talking about their dream setups. One dreams of a Japanese style soaking tub with sake and the whole nine yds.
Well forget that. We're situated perfectly to call coyotes in from ours. Need to get my camo net set up and stash my predator call and a long bow down there. Maybe set out a wounded rabbit decoy and we'd be in ...
As my neighbors can all attest, the 5 most feared words in suburban American are indeed, "HOWDY! I'z yo new neighbor!"