We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
Signed by a president that also hasn't read it and who smokes,
With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What could possibly go wrong?