Friday, February 27, 2009

Comprehending Engineers

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed: "What's with these guys? We must have been
waiting for 15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in: "I don't know, but I've never seen such

The pastor said: "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a
word with him." "Hi, George what's with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied: "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire
fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play
for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment.

The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer
for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"


Weetabix said...

Is the glass half empty or half full?

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

be603 said...

You read my mind. I've been telling that joke all week myself. lol.