Blonde Haiku

It's not a porch.
The blonde told the homeowner.
It's a Lexus.

That one is pretty oblique unless you're familiar with the original joke.

"A blonde knocks on the door of a fancy house looking for work.
The homeowner says he needs his porch painted.
The blonde comes back knocking in 30 minutes to say she'd finished painting it..." You can probably guess the punchline at this point.