Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Chuck Norris drills Congress

Two tough guys in a row.
If only we could tap into Chuck Norris's core energy. It's a little known fact that scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Speaker Pelosi said last week about oil prices "We can't drill our way out of this."

Uh, San Fran Nan? Hello? Anyone home? WRONG!!!

Drilling is EXACTLY how we get out of this.

Don't turn the heat down.
Turn the heat up -- on Congress.

I've lost a few pounds in the past weeks but I'd still look stupid in Jimmy Carter's sweater.

Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less.

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